he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i would one night stand the shit outta him
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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