I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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