? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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