He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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