She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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