is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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