im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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