the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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