i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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