i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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