butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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