He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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