so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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