I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
