So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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