he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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