tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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