But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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