I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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