idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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