He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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