Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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