Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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