Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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Do I have a choice?
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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