all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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