so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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