lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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