Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
