If that was your dad, he is hot
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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