so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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