Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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