Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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