There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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