it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
