And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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