Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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