just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I just cut my nipple shaving
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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