@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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