first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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