wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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