Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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