i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
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Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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