South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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