i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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