Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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