He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
