Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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