YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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