drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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