I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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